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"And so that is why porcupines sink in water as you can see here" said Mrs.Wesvell as she put a porcupine in a fish tank filled with water. Suddenly almost everyone in the class started laughing "um Mrs.Wesvell the porcupine is floating" said a kid from the class. "What are you talking about of course it isn't floating." She said as she looked at the porcupine that was most defiantly floating "what the heck. Why aren't you sinking you stupid porcupine." Then she started to push down on the porcupine when she started yelling "HOLY $@#$@#$#@ THAT $#@$@# PORCUPINE SNABED THROUGH MY %#$@$#@ HAND" Daniel looked up from his book to see the teacher

Hit(wo)man the Sequel It's been 2 months now since I won a Gold Medal in the 2012 Olympic Summer Games in London. A wonder, thinking about what happened a few weeks before this event... I was in my hotel room being very bored, when I was suddenly attacked by a Hitman. Thanks to my heavy alarm clock, I could survive and "convince" the Hitman, who was a beautiful young woman by the name of Kira. I tickled her all over for a long time until she told me that my rival Steve Jennings was the one who paid her to kill me. After her confession I made a deal with her. I haven't told the police that it was her who tried to kill me. As thanks for t